fashion.lifestyle.design.vodka.ridicule. aim. awwoj email. awwojtek@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @andrewwoj)http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv45eb7vWO1qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i don’t think it’s any coincidence that my stocking faces the opposite direction of all my brothers’ stockings… or the most elaborately decorated, for that matter.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296954219http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296954219Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:20:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv447sIcAv1qze4ixo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://warrennotg.tumblr.com/post/296924627/gpoyw-look-who-finally-learned-how-to-tie-a" target="_blank">warrennotg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GPOYW: look who finally learned how to tie a bowtie.</p> </blockquote> <p>warren’s to-do list:<br/>1. make an easy-to follow youtube video on how to tie a bowtie.  i swear one does not exist.  thank you.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296939707http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296939707Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:07:53 -0500<p>this the season to be tacky.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296909766http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296909766Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:42:03 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BSedhEoutP0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BSedhEoutP0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jesseboy.tumblr.com/post/296859136/the-12-gays-of-christmas-alright-so-the-sound" target="_blank">jesseboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The 12 Gays of Christmas</b>.</p> <p>Alright, so the sound is a bit struggs, but the dance is killer.</p> </blockquote> <p>i just died.<br/>at 2:28 there are two words: <b>high kicks</b>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296864400http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296864400Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:00:03 -0500<p>my parents are so cute.  papawoj left me a note this morning outlining what i am to buy for my mom for christmas.  things at work have been super crazy for him and i thought that to help him out a little, i’d do his christmas shopping for him.  his list included:</p> <ul> <li>diamond and gold hoops</li> <li>perfume</li> <li>socks</li> </ul> <p>that’s right, socks.  every year my parents give each other a shoe box full of socks.  i really don’t know why, but i think it’s an adorable tradition that neither of them want to give up.  watching them kiss after opening their boxes of soxes warms my heart and reminds me that love really is out there.  if my parents can make it through as much as they have <b>and still be married for 37 years,</b> <i>there’s something right in the world</i>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296858613http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296858613Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:54:00 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv3g5cQziZ1qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>feather lapel pins</b> are my new obsession.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296754292http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296754292Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:01:56 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv3fbaORFU1qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296406924http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296406924Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:57:10 -0500<p>“i was thinking about getting a glass of water between margaritas, but i decided that i don’t want to mix drinks.”  - <b>why i have the best friends ever</b>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296399677http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296399677Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:51:38 -0500<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="346" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" 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swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mighty-mau.tumblr.com/post/296066716/graciesbusiness-sex-the-city-2-trailer" target="_blank">mighty-mau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://graciesbusiness.tumblr.com/post/295977637/sex-the-city-2-trailer" target="_blank">graciesbusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sex & the city 2 trailer!</p> </blockquote> <p>eeeeek</p> </blockquote>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296397138http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296397138Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:49:40 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv354dXpHG1qzrk5xo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lookbookdotnu.tumblr.com/post/296086453/dapper" target="_blank">lookbookdotnu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/372557-Dapper" target="_blank">Dapper</a></p> </blockquote> <p>marry me.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296385439http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296385439Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:40:53 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv36wzGk1i1qzzllso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatguychad.tumblr.com/post/296143312" target="_blank">thatguychad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Martha Stewart Weddings magazine has never featured a same-sex couple. <a href="http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/12/as-goes-martha.html" target="_blank"> Until now</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>going to buy this tomorrow while grocery shopping.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296379060http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296379060Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:36:20 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://thatguychad.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thatguychad</a>)</p> <p>i replace a meal with some sort of liquid spirits.  it’s the holiday diet.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296378752http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296378752Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:36:08 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv36kxG4D11qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>that wasn’t water either</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296132657http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/296132657Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:48:35 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2wl4PzrN1qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fuck no that wasn’t water.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295823839http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295823839Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:12:42 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2pp6M8511qzrchyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://anddouglassays.tumblr.com/post/295620769/gifts-for-mattttttheew-have-been-wrapped-i" target="_blank">anddouglassays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gifts for mattttttheew have been wrapped. (I decided to recycle the store bags from shopping and use the paper ones as gift wrap. Worked out well!)</p> </blockquote> <p>these are stunning.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295800702http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295800702Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:56:03 -0500<p>there’s the obvious <a href="http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/271683214/holiday-beverage-the-grey-goose-ginger-joy-2" target="_blank">grey goose ginger joy</a>, but i want to get some other ideas, so what are some recipes for your family’s go-to drinks? <i> i don’t drink too often and i’m pretty uneducated on how to make an amazing drink to please the masses</i>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295718311http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295718311Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:54:56 -0500all liesi love libations<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mnPQ5ba1gI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mnPQ5ba1gI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sincerelyandy.tumblr.com/post/295702829/lollipops-gummibears-dj-tanner-from-my" target="_blank">sincerelyandy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lollipops & Gummibears- DJ Tanner</p> <p>From my favorite episode of Full House titled, “Our First Telethon”</p> </blockquote> <p><b>never forget</b>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295705501http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295705501Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:45:36 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2poouzLj1qzc7s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>next mommawoj intervention: <b>dried arrangements from pier one</b>.</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295620383http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295620383Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:43:00 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2n264dM11qzrk5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lookbookdotnu.tumblr.com/post/295545778/avatar-tonight-http-blogg-veckorevyn-com" target="_blank">lookbookdotnu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/371847-Avatar-tonight-http-blogg-veckorevyn-com-andreasstil" target="_blank">Avatar tonight http blogg veckorevyn com andreasstil </a></p> </blockquote>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295606274http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295606274Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:33:12 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/" target="_blank">notthatkindagay</a>)</p>http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295508167http://andrewwoj.tumblr.com/post/295508167Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:18:31 -0500